Close on the heels of the ads featuring gold garnished sneakers bearing the Re-elect Trump brand, is a TV commercial featuring Donald tRump hawking for the modest price of $59.00, a "patriotic" Bible guaranteed to inspire God to Bless America. Holding the leather bound holy book in his raised little pudgy hand, flanked by two gigantic American flags, a salivating Donnie gives his spiel, hardly able to keep a straight face as he anticipates a flood of orders from his faithful following.
What a perfect embodiment of the dire warning political pundit, Sinclair Lewis, predicted years ago. to wit:
"When Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in a flag, and carrying a bible."
Elsewhere in the news, Robert Kennedy has selected a female Asian Progressive as his presidential running mate. Nobody seemed more stunned than she was in her deer-in-the-headlights TV sound byte.
And NBC will have to pay out a ton of money to rescind its hiring of a 2016 election denier, January 6th defender, and former Republican National Committee head. They hired her to give more balance to their news reporting, but they got so much flack from their liberal Talking Heads who thought she'd be more at home on Fox News, that NBC execs backtracked and broke her contract. She gone.
Since Fani fired her stud muffin, she's back on the case.
Puffy's mansion ransacked and wrecked by a crew of Feds, looking for a weapons stash.
Conspiracy rumors already circulating about the Baltimore bridge collapse being a terrorist attack.
10-4, your night owl news reporter signing off...zzzzzzzzz