Before I tell you what happened today, let me issue a disclaimer: I don't drink/smoke.
All right then.Today, I was all alone in my garden, tending to my vegetables and then, I saw.......a SNAKE! I started to be afraid, but I heard a voice saying, "Just be cool." It wasn't my conscience saying this and I knew I was alone, so I'm kinda wonderin what the heck is going on. Come to find out, it was the snake. It said, "Be cool, I don't use my mouth to bite; I use it to talk." I guess the snake could tell that I was kinda freaked out, so it took out some food and told me to help myself.
OKAY... Now, please tell me how many of you believe this story and how many of you do not believe this story and please tell me why or why not.