Jerry Springer saves Bill Clinton & gets
consultation from Marion Barry.
Did u know that Jerry Springer saved Bill Clinton. Jerry Springer de-sensitized and undermined sensational antics so much that it had saturated television and people were tired of it.
So when Ken Star(r) released his witch hunt file, oops I mean his Congressional report. People were like "so what"!. people asked one another - just what is it that you think consenting adults - consent to? (This sort of stuff always seems more sleazy when descriptively written down.)
People did not ignore or support his adulterous relationship with Monica Lewinsky. However the circumstances behind the whole "outing" of the relationship were so sleazy and hypocritical. I mean stained (semen,sperm coated) dress held for 7 months = conspiracy. Linda Tripp "secretly" taping her "good friend" = conspiracy. Those are just a few of the reasons, that folks are supporting the President more than ever in all of the public opinion polls and surveys.
The public says enough is enough but the Republicans are not through yet. The say f%$@ the Public. This is political! Is this is a conspiracy? Well first ASK YOURSELF, how many coincidences make a fact. Clinton should be thanking Jerry Springer for his continuing popularity and Springer should be thanking Republicans for keeping his show at #1. Latest polls show that Springer's syndicated show does his best in "conservative" areas. America ... you gotta love it!The Satirical Epilogue
Clinton.- (FROWNING) When is the media going to go away?
Barry - (SMILING) Man it seems like forever don't it ?
Clinton - (EXASPERATED LOOK) Every time I turn on the T.V., they talking about me and Lewinsky.
Barry - (STRAIGHT FACE) But you see the people still love you man.
Clinton - (GRINNING) Yeah, my popularity has soared higher than ever.
Barry -( EXCITED W/BIG SMILE) See Bro' you just like me! The people love you anyway, the people love you because they realize Linda Tripp and "Hoemonica" set you up. I could run for Mayor again this year and win. They still got love for me.
Clinton - Yeah , you was the man in Washington, D.C. before I came along. I used to admire you. I remember when "That Bitch set you up" back in 1990.
Barry - (NODDING IN AGREEMENT) Yeah, see I knew you would understand.
Clinton - (LOOK OF ASTONISHMENT) Hey, wait a minute! Wasn't that "Crack" you was smoking ?
Barry - (STRAIGHT FACE) Yeah, I smoked but I didn't inhale.
-- Cinque Brown