CaramelGirl

So....I hear you showed your gargantuan, ghetto ass at the Harlem Book Fair and slapped SENIOR CITIZEN POET Amiri Baraka in his mouth. I read this on a gossip blog and then they posted tweets you made about it. Ok the dude called you a bitch...BUT YOU ARE A BITCH and you attack this old ass man? SMMFH at this sasquatch.

Hmmmmm....what shocks me is Kola not uttering a single word about Obama or this article.

You think that the EFF BEE AYE told her to keep that garbage disposal she calls a mouth closed?!

YEARS AGO,MAYBE JUST A FEW YEARS AGO, IF BLACK PEOPLE WOULD GIVE JUST ONE DOLLAR EACH,WE COULD SOLVE SOME PROBLEMS IN OUR COMMUNITY.20 MILLION PLUS BLACK POPULATION..W.E.B DUBOIS TALENTED TENTH,PRINCIPLES OF KWANZAA,IF WE WENT BY THAT WE COULD SOLVE SOME PROBLEMS.THERE IS NO BLACK UNITY IN COMMUNITIES,PREACHERS MOTIVATED BY GREED ,NAACP DOES NOT WANT A BLACK WOMAN OVER THIS TRANSFORMED FROM ORGANIZATION INTO A BUISNESS NAACP.BLACK POLITICIANS YOU CANNOT TRUST......

SHUT THE HELL UP

WHEN BLACK WOMEN ARE HAVING SEX WITH BLACK MEN, WHY DO THE WOMAN LET THE MAN DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT TO PUT ON A CONDOM...WOMEN GET PREGNANT OR GET A SEXUAL DISEASE.THEN WOMEN ARE ANGRY, REALIZING THE MAN SHE WAS WITH IS A IDIOT...ANSWER THAT...

Please dont make this seem like black women are the only race of women doing this. Mexican's stay breeding like roaches; why dont you ask them?

BTW, I've noticed you have a little pattern going with your line of questions and comments. May I ask how old you are?

ON THE NEWS LAST NIGHT, THE REPUBLICANS ARE CALLING THE WHITE HOUSE THE,GANGSTER WHITE HOUSE,AFTER PRESIDENT OBAMA HAD RAPPER COMMON AT THE WHITE HOUSE,THEY WERE SAYING COMMON IS A GANGSTER RAPPER WHO SUPPORTS COPS BEING GUN DOWN,,I THEY ARE SAYING PRESIDENT OBAMA IS A GANGSTER..

..........AND? It's coming from FOX NEWS who is notoriously racist. I'm not surprised.

@ Troy: Babe, I try not to just shoot from the hip because I dont want anyone to mistake me for some sort of internet troll,lol. Her pics are horrid and for the life of me I dont GET WHY she feels the need to SICKEN the board by spamming her ugly mug all over this site! I mean come on! It's bad enough having her regale the same sad, stupid and uninteresting tales about her deceased boo, osama...but MUST WE BE FURTHER OFFENDED by being forced to view that face? She looks like Mickey Rourke's character on Sin City. Damn, give us a friggin break!

And your weave needs a professional hand. Girl, why are all pics of you a mess! Girl you need a stylist. You look so unpolished in EVERY PIC.

I aint trying to throw any shade..but real talk…..I am questioning your genetic gender. Besides those floppy, stretched marked up, Nyquil comatose tiddays, everything else about you screams “I TUCK DICK AND BALLS!” No hips, tall as Shaq with a jaw like Arnold Schwartenegger. Hmmmm….Kola…you sho yo name aint KARL?

I feel that folks should name their chilluns wtf they want....but be mindful of the future, real talk!

CaramelGirl I like your avatar! I gotta get one of those -- cool!

Man, every time I see it I laugh I thought it would be PERFECT.

Thanks, btw.

Never cared much for Erykah's music. There's an ANNOYING a$s nasal tone to her voice I just can't get with. But to be a sista who got to be well into her 30's, Erykah's got a nice chuck of funk crawling up behind her. Make a brotha wanna rub on dat for good luck or something.

Well after rubbing her "chunk of funk" like it's Aladin's lamp...just how good of luck do you think you would get?

My grandson practically lives on FaceBook. When he's not on it, he is bringing me up to date in regard to his exchanges there. Time and time again he tells me about all of the teen-aged girls who are putting themselves out there, posting provocative pictures of themselves, cussing each other out and making connections with guys. My grandson, who is quite handsome,(but so outrageous that I "unfriended him" and am thinking about disowning him because he is a faithful disciple of Lil Wayne and the black sheep of his 2-parent family.)

Anyhow, he reports that he's lost count of the number of facebook girls in frantic pursuit of him, many of whom have showed up at his doorstep, ready for action. His mother has had to kick several of them out when she discovered he had sneaked them into his bedroom. He marvels, himself, that he doesn't even know the last names of some of his bootie calls.

I asked him what he makes of this and he says that these young skeezers are the daughters of young mamas and grandaughters of 45-year-olds and all they are thinking about is finding some guy whose name they can have tattoed on their body before hoping to get pregnant by him. He says, with uncommon wisdom, that these girls are all loved-starved because they ain't got no daddies, and they'll do anything to get a man. This is the dead-end situation that leads to black men becoming spoiled, trifling players and black women being relegated to the bottom of the dating totem pole, burdened with a lot of baggage. Of course, this is just one facet of black life but its negative repercussions spill out into the larger culture.

What can be learned from all of this? A familiar lesson: A good strong father heading up the family unit makes all the difference in the world because he not only provides a role model for his sons and but a love fulfillment for his daughters, circumstances which increase the chances of children growing into adults capable of having healthy relationships with the oppposite sex. But the future for the increasing existence of such situations looks bleak

So, all this advice about what single black sistas should do is futile. All one can do is to hope that, where finding a good man is concerned, she will get LUCKY. She also might consider, enhancing her luck by delaying motherhood.

Your wisdom and common sense are both on point, Ms. Cynique.

I just find it disheartening that many black women do NOT want a man...just a male that they can make excuses for and coddle like a toddler.

It's true, a STRONG FATHER FIGURE is a role model for ALL of his children, regardless of the sex because really...HE is really what SHE (daughter) has as the first example of what a MAN is suppose to be.

Fuck Dr. Phil....CYNIQUE IS IN THE BUILDING!

She totally did it for publicity.

Hate to say it but us "old heads" are not what's poppin in 2010, lol...meaning neo-soul singers like Erykah, Jill Scott, Ledesi,etc. are not going to sell squat, not even in ringtones because HOE SHIT is running rampant.

The Nicki Minajs, Lady Gagas and Rhiannas are now whats up. They prance around scantily clad in garter belts and stillettos and these folks go crazy over them, buying everything they make. It's no longer about talent, but how wild you dress and how much silicone you put in your asscheeks.

Geesh, I remember MY FATHER saying the exact same thing about "our" music (NWA, GUY, SILK) growing up, lol. That "yall dont know nothing about good music!" LOL.

BTW, Erykah's booty is REAL, lol!

I think it is very important to remember that he was murdered simply because he wanted to improve the lives of Black people. If anything, this should be a reminder of the risk of being a Black leader and why there are so few today: because they fear being assassinated. I say press on and understand that to be a leader is to risk your life for the advancement of the people. I take that lesson in everyday and his memory and legacy will not be distorted while I'm around.

Good points.

Dr. King was a great man. The emoticon was a response to the nonsensical pro-coonery blather.....

What he wrote was PRO COONERY blather?

How you figure?

He simply said MLK jr. got his brains blown out, which he did. Was that a graphic description? Yep....sorta like how Mel Gibson wanted to make it CLEAR just how Jesus suffered at the hands of Romans AND JEWS.

Well, we've been waiting for somebody to spice things up here and although I don't quite know what to make of CaramelGirl, she cracks me up. That icon of the skeptical sista drinking the strawberry Koolaid{?} sent me into hysterics. Ooooh, Lordy. I could just hear her sayin "ummmm hum".

I have a feeling folks might suspect Caramel is a sock puppet of mine because we are both Kola Boof taunters, but as I've always said, I don't need anybody else to speak for me or to toot my horn. Everything I have to say, I want to take credit for.

Anyhoo, welcome aboard Caramelgirl. I'm feelin ya. And I'm just wondering if you are a poster from the past who I know.... In the meantime, I'm also wondering how anybody will know if the Kola Boof impersonater is doing a good job of spoofing her? Who's ever seen Kola in action. It's not like she's a well-known entertainer famous for something. What he's gonna do? simulate sex with a person dressed up as Osama Bin Ladin??? Oh well.

And I'm really wondering if those 2 former purveyors of erotica "nasty girl" Vanity and "do me" Prince ever attend the same bible study now that he's found the lord and she's found kola boof.

LMAO!

Well thank you, Ms. Cynique...I appreciate the welcome.

I did post at the old boards...by the name of Rachel. I got into it with Kola a few times and then I just stopped posting. Got bored, I guess but I still would read every now and then and it amazed me how unstable, insecure and desperate this Kola Boof character was/is.

I kinda feel sorry for her...a little.

At anyrate, thank you again and btw, I love my avatar too! LOL...it's a gay dude and his facial expression while chewing on that ice is funny as hell to me. Mostly his expression is how I look whenever I read any poster's batch of craziness.

Just seemed...fitting that "purple cup boy" became my avi.

Since Timothy is white he will be appearing in blackface, and of course, he will bring his rags and banjo along in case some of the darkies want to hear "Camptown Races" instead of "De Byooteyful Onez iz Not Yet Bawn."

LMMFAO!!!!!!

Well Miss Camarel, now that I see what I am working with, I understand your position.

[Camarel]: "Yeah, exactly...because the responses were NOT the ones you were expecting.

THAT IS WHY I thought it was a bad move"

Nope, quite the opposite. first, I was not looking for a response, yet your's is exactly what I expected. See, it's obvious that we will not meet on common ground, because your answer makes little sense at all. Listen to what you said, because "I"[CareyCarey] didn't receive the response that "I" wanted, "you" thought it was a bad move. So, if "I"[Carey] received the reponses that "I" was excpecting Then "you" would have thought it was a good move??? Do you see why your statement is nothing more than a porous assumption that speaks more about you, than it does about my reason to delete the post.

I took it down because that type of post was meant for an audience of those that may be suffering from their own personal storm. Exposing my flaws serves 2 purposes. It allows me to be free of my past indescretions and false self image, and it's meant to send a messages to others that they are not alone.

Again, it's become glaringly obvious that the post was not meant for you. It's my opinion that you are very young and therefore are still searching to find who and what you are. Consequently, in your mind, you have few faults that you need to work on. But I'd be the first to tell you that you may be mistaken in that belief. Why? Well, for one, you hid behind several screen names, which tells me that you were insecure about something. What's in your wallet?

More importantly, this is not about a drink or a drug, it's about finding solutions to a horde of problems. So, posting that piece was a way for me to work on my solutions. It was not meant to receive replies. Because, you may not know this, but I've been a member of this book club/board for over 10 years. I have many friends that Ive met right here. Most of them did not know all of my story/storm. Some knew that I went to jail, but few knew my whole story. So, whenever a person show a secret from their past, they stand a risk of being alientated, or a least looked upon "differently". So, for me, I have to walk right into those possible scenaros and say "here I am friends and world, love me or leave me alone". Then I've taken the assumptions off the table, and then I am left to deal with the results. And, I can deal with that. The journey is in front of me... I am not looking back.

Miss Carmella, in the following piece, when you see "******" I'll put in divorecd, which means separated from someone or something. You can include a word of your choice. I am sure you might find something that fits you.

MISUNDERSTOOD

I SAID I CRIED LAST NIGHT, DIDN’T SAY I DIED LAST NIGHT

CAME THROUGH THE STORM, WAS ALL-RIGHT LAST NIGHT.

I CRIED TEARS OF JOY.

I WANTED TO BE WITH THEM, NOT IN THEM.

I LONGING FOR THEIR PRESENCE

HAD A HOLE, A ROLE

COULD HAVE FILLED IT WITH ANOTHER STAR

BUT THE PART WAS MADE FOR THEM.

OTHERS COULD HAVE PULLED IT OFF.

EVERYBODY COULD HAVE BEEN PAID.

BUT THAT PART WOULD HAVE BEEN MISSING THEM.

WHO SAID IT? I DIDN’T.

I SAID THEY LEFT, TOO MANY NIGHTS FILLED WITH IMAGES OF THEM.

TOO MANY VOWS BROKEN, THE PAIN– HAD NOTHING LEFT IN MY HEART NOTHING BUT DISDAIN FOR THEM.

WHAT DID YOU READ?

THE PAPER SAID *******, NOT USED.

NOT SOMEONE’S UNWANTED ITEM TO BE TAKEN FOR GRANTED AND TAKEN TO THE RESALE SHOP.

IT SAID ********, NOT NEARLY NEW..IT SHOULD SAY NEW.

DOES IT SAY I AM NOT WHOLE?

IS THERE AN ASTERISK SAYING THAT I AM MISSING PARTS?

WHERE DID IT SAY I WAS VOID OF LOVE, COMPASSION, HOPE...AND DREAMS?

DOES ******* STRIP A MAN OF HIS MANHOOD?

DOES ****** IMPLY THAT A WOMEN IS LOVE-LESS?

WHERE DOES IT SAY NUCLEAR WASTE?

I FELL DOWN, ROLLED AROUND, I GOT UP.

THAT ROAD IS BEHIND ME.

MY ROAD IS IN FRONT OF ME.

READ IT AGAIN, DID IT SAY I WAS A TOY TO BE PLAYED WITH?

DID IT SAY SPIN THIS, USE THIS, ANYONE CAN DO THIS!?

READ IT ONE MORE TIME.

I DOUBT IT...

I DOUBT IT SAID WITHOUT PRINCIPLES, OR ABSENT OF LOVE

IF YOU THINK SO, YOU GOT ME TWISTED, FUCKED UP, CONFUSED, AND MISUNDERSTOOD!

~CareyCarey

You know damn well I am not reading all that bullshit. From comments to the poem you probably wrote while under the influence.

I simply thought the shit was a bad move and I am entitled to think that, since YOU put it out there on blast. I mean damn....why explain? You did it because you wanted to, I thought it was asinine and that's that.

Damn...you aint got ta make no speech, mane.

TROY,

I tried to post as you gave me permission to. But I'm still being

harassed by the GOON-LOSERS here.

XEON credits me for everyone's post--something I have no benefit

or need for. Schakspir, Book Fan and a slew of other "Kola haters"

consistently SMEAR my name and use every opportunity to peddle

lies and exaggerations about my past.

THE HATRED of me will never die. It just won't ever go away.

So while I love so many people here who support me and appreciate

your attempt to be civil and businesslike, I can't deal with the

"Trolls" suddenly popping up & everyone blaming ME for it.

I am NOT responsible for any posts here but those under my own

name and I will NOT be coming back.

THEY WIN.

Kola Boof

Kola is stretching the truth again, Troy, going into her drama queen mode. What she is saying about Xeon and bookfan are exaggerations and distortions. She seems to be on a mission to exact revenge with a campaign of half truths because people see through her obvious attempts at self promotion.

_____________________CO-SIGN 100%

It's so damn obvious but she wants to play this "woe is me" role.

DAMN NEAR EVERY FUCKING POST she is self promotioning her PLAYED OUT BORING SHIT THAT NO ONE WAS INTERESTED IN BACK IN THE MID 2000s....and aint no one checking for Black Lurch in 2010.

BTW, if yall think this fool is gone for ever....I gotta ocean in the middle of Kansas to sell you!

[Miss Camarel]: "This post was created by a person about himself and although I think it's a bad move, a stupid one infact to blast it all over the net"

Excuse me, that's the second time you've said that but you have not said why that was a bad move. I mean, if that's your opinion, you still are responsible for your words. If it's something other than that, then pull my coat because I am alway open for a little wisdom. Show me your's, because I have no problem showing mine. And, I am cool with that. Really, what about you? Are you secure about who you are? I think the answer is obvious. Show me how I am wrong... on both issues. Maybe we all can learn a little something.

Well, before I answer you, may I ask why you DELETED the damn post?

Yeah, exactly...because the responses were NOT the ones you were expecting.

THAT IS WHY I thought it was a bad move.

Hi all,

This is the real Kola Boof.

Do you remember VANITY 6 and its gorgeous lead singer "VANITY"??

Well her real name is Denise Matthews and she has blurbed my

upcoming "GIRL GROUP" novel entitled "Virgins In the Beehive."

http://bit.ly/c76Gue

_________________

THE REAL KOLA BOOF

TWITTER: http://twitter.com/KolaBoof

FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook....oof?ref=profile

KOLA BOOF IN NYC: http://prbookload.blogspot.com/

SMH @ this parched throat whore.

WTF is your issue, clownola? This post was created by a person about himself and although I think it's a bad move, a stupid one infact to blast it all over the net, it WAS HIS TOPIC and you decide to plug yourself in his topic about addiction? You need your long ass face slapped. Real talk!

FOR THE LAST TIME, SON OF A BITCH!

I have not posted any "multiple clones" on this FUCKING BOARD!

Now since you're GOD and have proof that I did...you contact Troy Johnson and complain to

HIM about it.

Stop WHINING and talking shit about "ME", motherfucker!

And you don't know everybody on this goddamned board. You don't know WHO despises/hates me, you

aren't ME and you haven't suffered the Schemes, machinations and LIES invented and perpetrated

by these people. So DO NOT tell me what people here feel about me. I've been SHOWN.

Now get off my fucking CLIT and find you something to do. You OBVIOUSLY are not my friend,

so stop talking TO and ABOUT me.

I don't KNOW you, I don't LIKE you...and EVERY GOT-DAMNED THING WRITTEN BY ME ON THIS FUCKING

MESSAGE BOARD I signed my name to it!

SO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!

_________________

THE REAL KOLA BOOF

TWITTER: http://twitter.com/KolaBoof

FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook....oof?ref=profile

KOLA BOOF IN NYC: http://prbookload.blogspot.com/

HOE PLEASE

Yeah, you have. That is just what you do, create MPs to co-sign, compliment your...uh..."singing" abilities (chortles right here), writing...."skills" (snickers) and looks (straight up falls the fucc out laughing).

If you are not shamelessly promoting your TIRED, REDUNDANTLY BORING wears, you are cussing folks out.

AGAIN..HOE PLEASE!

Well, being an anonymous poster was HELLA FUN, I admit it...but being registered is too. But what would make it EPIC....is if Troy implemented such software to show those who have multiple logon names. I would LOVE to see how many Kola's crazy ass has.