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Just got back from, TAMPA. I was treated like a QUEEN. I wanna live there! :P

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HURRICANES

Why are the hurricanes all named Sharon?

And Mary and Bill and names like Karen?

Why don't they give them a name

that is hard to say like Rasheeda,

Keyshaun, Tameka or Dontay?

If I got a job at the Hurricane Center

I'd sneak into the computer room

and via keyboard I'd enter

some hurricane names that

would make you say

they must have a Brother

naming them that way.

©2010 A. Supreme

Email your poems to me so they

can go live on THE NIGHT WRITER blog:

nightwriterblog@yahoo.com

Tell him, EVE sent ya! :rolleyes:

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Boudreaux and Thibodeaux worked together in a Louisiana factory...and both were laid off. So.....they went to the Unemployment Office together.

Asked his occupation, Boudreaux said, 'Panty stitcher. I sew da elastic ontodaladies cotton panties.' The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding itclassified as unskilled labor, she gave Boudreaux $300 a week in unemployment compensation.

Thibodeaux, when asked his occupation replied, 'Diesel fitter.'Theclerk looked up diesel fitter.... and it was classified as a skilled job. So,the clerk gave Thibodeaux $600 a week in unemployment compensation.

When Boudreaux found this out, he was furious! He stormed backinto theoffice to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his benefits. The clerk explained, 'Panty stitchers are unskilled labor and diesel fitters are skilled labor.

Wut skill?' yelled Boudreaux. 'I sew da elastic on da panties. Thibodeaux puts dem over his head and says, 'Yeah......... DIESELFITTER'.

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This is cold! OH NO!!!!! :P

SPOKESPERSON FOR BOSLEY HAIR REPLACEMENT COMPANY

If Eddie Long appears in a Bosley commercial as a example of how ridiculous a man looks wearing a toupee, millions of bald men will burn their wigs and make an appointment with Bosley.

PIMP

With his flashy wardrobe, pimped out rides, and Jheri Curl toupee, homeboy already looks like a pimp.

WRESTLER

Eddie Long has an over-the-top persona that is ideal for the campy world of wrestling. But Long would be well-advised to superglue his wig to his bald pate, his opponents in the ring wouldn't hesitate to pull off his wig and spit on it.

FREAK IN A SIDESHOW

The preacher would appeal to little kids and to gay gentlemen. Children would love to snatch his rug, and gays would be attracted by his skintight muscle shirts.

CRASH TEST DUMMY

Nobody would care if his wig went flying out the window in a staged crash.

GREETER AT WAL-MART

At 57, Long is just a couple of years short of the age of the typical Wal-Mart greeter. But a security guard should keep an eye on the preacher, make sure he doesn't spend all his time greeting the little boys.

SPEED BUMP

The steroids-enhanced minister would be tough enough to make even a Mack truck slow down.

INFOMERICAL PITCHMAN

Who wouldn't buy a weed whacker that doubles as a mustache trimmer from a gentleman with such an expensive toupee sitting on top of his head?

JANITOR

If Long runs out of rags or brushes he can always use his wig to wipe the toilet bowl.

GIGOLO

Long could charge Johns $20 bucks for the privilege of petting his toupee.

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Troy, my nephew was the one behind the huge executive desk in the ads! B)

Sister Writers!

Sorry for the delay, sorrier if MoJo! ends up having only two pieces in it. Submit away, Sisters! Holiday/Family theme especially welcome, but all poems, nonfiction (memoir/social commentary) welcome.

Please submit here -- in the body of the e-mail, in Times New Roman 12.

As a tribute to my late mother, who died on September 27, 2010, for this issue I would be honored to publish photos of your mothers, grandmothers, aunts--women who nurtured you. Submit in j-peg format, with or without accompanying written work.

Thank you,

Mignon

Mignon Ariel King

Editor, MoJo!

http://mojowriters.webs.com/

http://extramojo.webs.com

www.mignonarielking.wordpress.com

My friends, there will always be someone seeking to use one part of your selves, and at the same time urging you to forget or destroy all of the other selves. --Audre Lorde

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Have a good week, ALL! Just left TEXAS and headed 2 the Buckeye State, Heehaw! B):P GO RANGERS!

There were two nuns..

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical(SM),

And the other one was known as Sister Logical(SL) .

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for

The past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes

At the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only

Logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is

Worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run

As fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

Say two Hail Marys!

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