Psssst, Chris!

[Cynique]

Whatever happened to my frienemy Chrishayden? His absence seems to have coincided with the appearance of a new member named "Toby". Has our Chrissy thrown in the towel and turned things over to the negroes? Or, is St. Louis' favorite soap box orator being held captive somewhere, betrayed by the street walker he was trying to solicit, then taken away and tied up and gagged and forced to watch Bill Cosby show re-runs?

And to the "scorekeeper" who shall remain nameless, it will make me no difference whether anybody responds to this. Just foolin around, waiting for my daughter to show up so we can make our monthly trip to WalMart. The spring fashion line should be out and, hopefully, I can pick up some new $6.00 tops and maybe catch some winter ones on sale for $3.99.