Pop Quiz

[Cynique]

Question #1: Aside from the fact that they both involved drips, what do Kim Kardashian's wedding and Hurricane Tropical Storm Irene have in common?

Answer: All the hoopla was more "la" than "hoop", courtesy of a disapppointed media.

Question: #2: With the revelation of her pregnancy, will Beyonce's new baby inherit her beauty and Jay-Z's brains???

Answer: We can only pray.

Question #3: Where in the world is Chris Hayden???? It's times like these that we need the benefit of his inimitable analyses of current events.

Answer: he retired to a monestary to watch re-runs of Mayberry RFD.