Rap-up for media haters who don't watch the news

[aka Contrarian]

Close on the heels of the ads featuring gold garnished sneakers bearing the Re-elect Trump brand, is a TV  commercial featuring Donald  tRump hawking for the modest price of $59.00,  a "patriotic" Bible guaranteed to inspire God to Bless America. Holding the leather bound holy book in his raised little pudgy hand, flanked by two gigantic American flags, a salivating  Donnie gives his spiel, hardly able to keep a straight face as he anticipates a flood of orders from his faithful following. 

What a perfect embodiment of the dire warning political pundit, Sinclair  Lewis, predicted years ago. to wit: 

"When Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in a flag, and carrying a bible."

 

 Elsewhere in the news,  Robert Kennedy has selected a female Asian Progressive as his presidential running mate. Nobody seemed more stunned than she was in her deer-in-the-headlights TV  sound byte.

 

And NBC will have to pay out a ton of money to rescind its hiring of a 2016 election denier, January 6th defender, and former Republican National  Committee head. They hired her to give more balance to their news reporting, but they got so much flack from their liberal Talking Heads who thought she'd be more at home on Fox News,  that NBC execs  backtracked and broke her contract. She gone.

 

Since Fani fired her stud muffin, she's back on the case.

 

Puffy's mansion ransacked and wrecked by a crew of Feds, looking for a weapons stash.

 

Conspiracy rumors already circulating about the Baltimore bridge collapse being a terrorist attack.

 

10-4, your night owl news reporter signing off...zzzzzzzzz

[ProfD]

@aka Contrarian, excellent weekly news wrap.

 

As a correspondent, I'll add...

 

Former POTUS Orange Julius (POJ)  had his $464 million bond reduced to $175 million. NY AG Letitia James is still holding on to it as a win.

 

Meanwhile, POJ's Truth Social hits stock market valued at $3.6 billion. IOW, there was reason to reduce the bond above.

 

As  mentioned above, POJ puts sprinkles on his fortune cake hawking a Bible. Also resurfaced is the infamous picture of him standing in front of a church during the Black Lives Matter protests in the wake of George Floyd's murder. 

 

Robert Kennedy Jr. doesn't stand a chance of being elected POTUS. Due to a condition that affects his speaking voice, if RFK Jr. leader, his public addresses would be a painful listen. 

 

CNN caught up with Fani Willis at an event in Atlanta. She was looking good and defiantly said the train is still coming in the case against POJ.

 

Puffy aka Diddy is definitely in a tub of hot water as the Feds hink he's involved in sex trafficking. It makes no sense to me that a billionaire would pick that as a side hustle. These raids coincide with other allegations against the music mogul. He's been skating on thin ice for decades. 

 

The Baltimore bridge collapse was an unfortunate catastrophe. It happened about 40 minutes driving from my hood.