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If December 21st doesn't turn out to be Dooms Day, through the grace of its GPS, the world will continue its journey toward the future. :blink: Have Mercy, Jesus. :(

CHURCH SERVICES IN THE FUTURE

PASTOR: Praise the Lord.

CONGREGATION: Hallelujah!

PASTOR: Can we please turn our tablet PC, iPad, cellphone, kindle Bibles to 1 Cor. 13:13. And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon..

PASTOR: Let us pray, committing this week into God's hands. Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook and chat with God.

PASTOR: Please have your credit and debit cards ready as we shall now take tithes and offerings. You can log on to the church Wi-If using the password Lord909887.

Ushers circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers. Those who prefer to make electronic funds transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church and those who prefer to use iPads are allowed to flip them open. Those who prefer telephone banking are allowed to take out their cellphones to transfer their contributions to the church bank account.

(The holy atmosphere is truly electric as the cellphones, iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker!)

[Announcement]

SECRETARY:

This week's cell meetings shall be held on the various Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please don't miss out. Thursday's bible teachings will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don't miss out. You can follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counseling and prayers. God bless you and have a wonderful week!

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Sounds like in this scenario people are still congregating in a building.

The church of the future will take place virtually probably on a Facebook Group, or maybe on twitter @church

It is probably happening already...

But religious observance seems to be becoming more individualized, personal, as people are less willing to adhere to a single church's doctrine instead optioning for their own vision reach God, or opting out the religion thing altogether...

2 more days to go!

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