Book Review: Why Do Black People Love Fried Chicken? And Other Questions You’ve Wondered But Didn’t Dare Ask
by Nashieqa Washington
Publication Date: Jul 01, 2006
List Price: $13.95
Format: Paperback, 87 pages
Classification: Nonfiction
ISBN13: 9780977792108
Imprint: MoreMindful Publishing
Publisher: MoreMindful Publishing
Parent Company: MoreMindful Publishing
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Book Reviewed by Kam Williams
"The primary purpose of this book is to provide information about black folks… Please read with the understanding that neither the publisher nor author is engaged in race-baiting, rendering sociological, psychological, or any professional advice. The overall goal is to educate and entertain…
As a
non-angry black woman, I’ve been able to compile these questions because of
the level of comfort people felt approaching me and asking them… The
questioners have ranged from those who have little or no contact with blacks
to those in intimate relationships (some marital) with a black person.
I have
received questions so regularly that I am convinced that the publication of
answers provides a much-needed service. So with the hope of improving
relations and in order to spare other black folks, within these pages you
will fid the answers to many of your questions."
—Excerpted
from the Message to the Reader (pages 1-2)
Over the
years, many an unscrupulous author has assumed an alibi in order to pass as
a member of another ethnic group. Perhaps the most infamous of these
so-called "slippery characters" was Ku Klux Klansman Asa Carter who faked a
Native American background to publish "The Education of Little Tree," a
critically-acclaimed memoir about growing up Cherokee which not only topped
the NY Times Bestseller List back in the Seventies but won the Book of the
Year Award as well.
Truth be
told, Carter was an inveterate segregationist and white supremacist who
attacked Nat King Cole when he came to Alabama to perform in 1956, and who
castrated a black janitor a year later, before being hired by Alabama
Governor George Wallace as his speechwriter. So excuse me for being a little
skeptical about Why Do Black People Love Fried Chicken, and wondering
whether the person posing as the suspicious-sounding Nashieqa Washington was
an opportunist or actually African-American.
As it
turns out, Nashieqa is, in fact, a sister, although her real name is Pam
Moore. Furthermore, the asterisked MBA after her name on the cover came not
from her earning a business degree but rather from her being a "Member of
Black America." She does, however, have a BA in Political Science from Cal
State, which I guess is more than enough to set yourself up as an expert on
black folks nowadays.
Basically, her book is designed to address 66 of the most common questions
that curious white people have repeatedly asked her about African-Americans,
ranging from "What is CPT?" (The true black ETA at an affair) to "Why don’t
black people get wrinkles?" (Because black don’t crack) to "Do blacks
deserve reparations? (Yes, past due wages, plus interest) to "Can black
people be racist?" (No.).
Nashieqa
doesn’t presume to speak for all black people, instead stipulating that her
conclusions were arrived at based upon anecdotal evidence and her own
personal observations, not anything scientific. Thus, her responses are
intended to entertain as much as they elucidate. Sometimes, she even admits
to being stumped, like by the query, "Why do black people talk to the movie
screen?"
Some of the answers will inflame African-American readers (See: "Why are blacks so lazy?") while others are just as apt to annoy whites, (See: "Is everything related to slavery?") especially since the author is earnest in her endeavor to generate frank conversation across the color line’s cross-cultural divide.
![]() Pam Moore, aka Nashieqa Washington |
Nashieqa
Washington would that’s who. I say now it’s Pam Moore’s turn to emerge from
the shadow of her alter ego and make herself vulnerable by writing an
intimate autobiography tackling similar subject-matter. For it’s easy to
read between the lines, here, to sense that Ms. Moore has played her cards
close to the vest and might be ready to share a brutally-honest tell-all
about what it really feels like to be a black woman in America.