Dolemita: The Movie

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Play this track every time you enter the thread to maximize your entertainment experience.....lol.
 

 

 

 

 

 

Move over Dolemite!

Make way for the Big Bad Ass Mamma herself!


 

A Rudy Ray Productions

in collaboration with 

Warn - A -Brutha Studios

aka Contradiction Pictures
and
Saul Turtletaub Entertaiment 

presents:

DOLEMITA
 

 

 

                            

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  Starring

 

 

You know her as that crazy ass woman who used to
whoop Gabby Sidibe's ass in the movie Precious!

 

 

 

"Bitch you here me callin' you!
Git'cho ass up in here!"






As well as her raunchy stand-up comedy routines!

 

 

 

 

Yall, I took one look at that lil' ole thang he pulled out and said...
Nicca is that yo D!*% or do you got 2 belly buttons???"






MO'NIQUE


As aka C Lady Dolemita

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And co-starring.....
 

 

The man we all know and love since his early comedy days....




"But see now, the crazy thang about it is....
Anybody can get some p****sy now-a-days!
Like when I was comin' up...you know....
a  nicca had to SANG or DANCE or somethin' to get some p***sy!"

 

 

RICHARD PRYOR
as 
POP






"Got damn boy.....da' hell you doin' back here?  Shit!
And who all them long legged gulz in the car wit'cha???
You owe some niggaz some money or something?
Is we gotta pack up and move???"
 

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Also starring......

 

You know him as Prince Hakeem from Coming To America

"I love the flower bearers....trust me, I do.
But just once father....
What would be wrong with ME  washing my own penis, for a change?"

 

 

 

 

 

And as Quick from Harlem Knights


 

"Nah muthafucka, the last White man who slapped me and got away with it
was the doctor who slapped me on the butt when I was born.
And I'm STILL looking for his ass!"
 

 

 

 

And now.....

 

as Dolemite himself!




EDDIE MURPHY




"Slow down daddy.....you walkin' too fast!
These jive ass muthasuckaz can't keep up with us!
Look here daddy.....
You outta take your pimp cane and CANE they asses like they stole something in Singapore!"