HEARD ON THE  NEWS   THE  REPUBLICANS WERE  PLANNING  THE  SHUT  DOWN  2   YEARS  AGO/  THE  HATRED   SO  DEEP  FOR  THE  BLACK  PRESIDENT..THE  TEA  PARTY, ,REPUBLICANS  BELIEVE    THE  PRESIDENT   WAS BORN  IN  AFRICA....BIRTH CERTIFICATE  WAS  FORGED///WHERE   ARE  THE  BLACK  REPUBLICANS  HERMAN  CAIN, TEA  PARTY  FAVORITE    MINORITY    DR. BEN  CARSON//DO  THEY  BELIEVE    THE   PRESIDENT  WAS  BORN   IN  AFRICA,  BIRTH  CERTIFICATE  WAS   FORGED..//THE  BLACK   REPUBLICAN-  CHURCHES//////..THE  REPUBLICANS  SMILING  ON  THE  NEWS  AMIDST   THE  GOVERNMENT  SHUT  DOWN...OH   THE    SPAWNS  OF  SATAN...///

Spawns of Satan?!  No, no, Satan himself. 

SATAN DISTANCES SELF FROM HOUSE REPUBLICANS

HELL (The Borowitz Report) - In a rare press conference today, Satan, the Prince of Darkness, aimed to put distance between himself and his longtime colleagues, the Republicans in the House of Representatives.

"I know that a lot of people think I'm somehow responsible for what happened today," the visibly agitated devil told reporters. "But this thing isn't evil, it's just moronic."

Beelzebub leaning out of the camera frame huh LOL.  Somehow I just imaged the Price of Darkness presenting a permanent countenance of agitation. He must be really pissed be associated with the clowns.