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The Gospel of Oprah

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We all thought God was an elderly father figure with long white hair, wearing flowing white robes. :huh: Little did we know that all along "he" was a "she" and her name was Oprah. She inspires worship and praise and is loved by legions, - earth mother personified in designer clothes, permed hair and fake eye-lashes, generous and charitable and confident. More power to her as she ascends to another plane amid the roar of her faithful. :o

What else can I say? You go, Girl! ;)

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