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An inspirational message I just had to share, as a final homage to Oprah... :unsure:

A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. :huh:

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires. He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible. :)

No wait... Sorry..

I'm thinking of wine. It’s wine that does all that shit.

Never mind. :P

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That was pretty good. You had me hook, line, and sinker. However, somewhere back in my mind, I thought to myself, here comes Cynique, she's about to beat up my girl Oprah. But, it's just another loss for the city of Chicago. Oprah on Wednesday, and the Bulls close behind.

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