In my reply to Kev Egan from Footballcrazy , Lukaku Chant

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soft, and sweet, handy and tandy 
toffee, from antwerp, in, pool wrapping 
and, when he passes, oh when he passes, is ahhh!
when he holds, he's like a rocker
that bangs so cool and yells so fiercely
that, when he passes, each mark he pass by go Ahhh!
Gols, in the blue of this city
Wins, in the grand old lady
Yes, he would beat Mou gladly
And you know, he does not really see
the gegenpress as a new thing
soft, and sweet, handy and tandy 
toffee, from antwerp, in, pool wrapping 
and, when he passes,he smiles, but we don't see

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