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Mel Hopkins

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  1. can't wrap her head around Luda as one of Santa's Elves. Two feet tall with pointy ears and elf boots is not working for me. #Fred Claus

  2. Did you contribute to the problem or vote with dollars to make a change? http://on.fb.me/aSTRjD

  3. Every woman is wise to a man’s trickiness, that doesn’t stop us from falling in the trap we have set. Woman2woman#

  4. FLT-ORD Seat 14C don't think we didn't see you put your headrest up - after we both asked you to put it down b4 takeoff. #shortbusrider

  5. Get to the airport 3 hours early. Bypass the radiation and take the fullbody cavity search - eventually security will get creeped out #blink

  6. HARD HEADS, SOFT BEHINDS, LOVING HEARTS http://nblo.gs/bBEJ9

  7. Heard of Political Robocalls? I'm starting a service for parents of college kids called Practice Safe-Sex Texts and Got Condoms? MOMOcalls!

  8. Helping Man Since "Time Immemorial" http://nblo.gs/bt557

  9. Hey @rawsistaz thank you for joining me here. Have you met @PortiadeMoncur I believe she is going to next big name in erotica.

  10. HOW TO GET A MAN. 100% Money Back Guaranteed http://nblo.gs/buZ0f

  11. I wonder how many blessings do we give away because to our lying eyes they look like curses." May we be blessed with DIVINE SIGHT.

  12. In a tight job market, should you 'dumb down' your Resume'? Should a management-level professional tailor his/her resume for entry-level?

  13. In business etiquette, I prefer to kiss on the cheek than shake hands. Hands go everywhere but your face may have only touched some thighs.

  14. is leaving in this decade "lukewarm", ambiguous, 'sitting on fence', noncommittal behavior from both me and you. AND ESPECIALLY YOU!

  15. is tired of battling the "other woman" she's been with me since I was 5. She was imaginary then and still is. Yet she is always there.

  16. Is very happy with hotels that offer free internet access in the room. Thank you Hilton!

  17. it's not fear of intimacy; it is fear of what comes after intimacy, ya big dummy!

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