Dolemita -The Movie?

[Pioneer1]

Move out the way Dolemite!

Make way for a movie about Big Mamma herself!


     DOLEMITA!


Starring Rudy Ray Moore, Richard Pryor, Brenda Sykes, AKA "something", lol....

 

 

 

 

"Make sure you call me by my NAME!
You jive assed turkey muthaf-----"
 

 

 

[Pioneer1]

 

 

 

 

"Slow ya roll...... jive ass sucka!
Ya walkin' too GOT damn fast!"
 

 

[ProfD]

If this was a real movie, rest assured the critics would be all over it.

 

Just like The Woman King, some men would have a problem with a female lead kicking azz and chopping off heads.

 

The Ozempic and  Wegovy crowds would be complaining about her size. 

 

The alphabet soup community will feel zome kind of way if her theme music isn't a song by The Weather Girls ("Raining Men"), Sylvester ("Mighty Real"), Diana Ross or The Village People.

 

Everything yellow would have a problem with her outfit.

[Pioneer1]

10 minutes ago, ProfD said:

If this was a real movie

It might become one!
I'll send the manuscripts to Tyler Perry and we'll see what happens.....lol.

 

 

 

 

 

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The alphabet soup community will feel zome kind of way if her theme music isn't a song by The Weather Girls ("Raining Men"), Sylvester ("Mighty Real"), Diana Ross or The Village People.

 

 

Well that's just tough titties for them!

We've already contracted with the Chi-Lites to do the whole soundtrack for the movie....lol.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.....we're just waiting on that phone call from Atlanta, lol.