The Cabin in the Woods
College Kids Hunted at Haunted House in Harrowing Horror Flick
The Cabin in the Woods [2012]
In Theaters: Apr 13, 2012 Wide
Rated R for profanity, drug use, sexuality, nudity and graphic violence.
Running time: 95 minutes
Distributor: Lionsgate Films
Mystery & Suspense, Horror
Directed By: Drew Goddard
Written By: Joss Whedon, Drew Goddard
Excellent (4.0)
At first blush, The Cabin in the Woods reads like your run-of-the-mill
slasher flick. After all, it revolves around unsuspecting teenagers isolated at
a secluded setting who suddenly find themselves stalked by a homicidal maniac.
Furthermore, at the picture’s point of departure, we’re introduced to five,
na ve college kids embarking on a weekend getaway by Winnebago to a lakefront
cottage located so far from civilization that it has no cell phone reception and
can’t be tracked by GPS either.
Such a break off the grid is just what the doctor ordered for the overstressed
quintet assembled by Curt (Chris Hemsworth), a jock who’s been blessed with free
use of a cabin by a long-lost cousin. Each of the classmates invited to join him
represents a readily-identifiable horror film archetype. There’s Jules the
blonde bimbo (Anna Hutchinson); Marty the wasted stoner (Fran Kranz); Dana the
innocent virgin (Kristen Connelly); and Holden the straight-A student (Jesse
Williams).
En route, the motley crew blissfully ignores the ominous warning to turn around
while they still have a chance issued by a creepy local yokel (Tim De Zarn)
familiar with the grisly history of the estate where they’re headed. And it
isn’t long after their arrival that evil forces residing at the haunted house
start picking them off one-by-one.
That is where the similarity to the stock scary movie plot begins to unravel in
this genre-bending adventure marking the auspicious directorial debut of Drew
Goddard. For, our ill-fated heroes have no idea that their ensuing struggle for
survival is a high-tech ordeal being very-carefully orchestrated from an
underground bunker at the whim of a couple of jaded government bureaucrats
(Richard Jenkins and Bradley Whitford) with an army of techno-wizards.
It’s impossible to discuss the storyline further without spoiling an abundance of
surprising supernatural developments, but suffice to say that waiting to be
unleashed are a host of bloodthirsty ghouls and goblins capable of killing in
endlessly-creative, if gruesome fashion. Overall, this hair-raising roller
coaster ride keeps you on edge for the duration, although its frustrating game
frequently feels unfairly rigged in favor of the sadistic puppeteers over the
intrepid protagonists you’re so futilely rooting for.
While this howl-inducing splatter-flick definitely deserves its R rating given
the incessant gore, it nevertheless remains highly recommended for fright fans
interested in a more cerebral brand of bloodletting.