🫩 Tired of hearing about the war in Iran? Disgusted by the Supreme Court's dismantling of the Voting Rights act? Mad because your team got eliminated from the NBA Playoffs?Unimpressed by the ridiculously extravagant garb of the celebrities at the annual Met Gala? Worried about the possibility of a new virus epidemic? Fed up with high gas and grocery prices? Broke because you blew $500 on 2 tickets to the upcoming Usher-Chris Brown concert tour coming to a theater near you? Saddened by the evening news reporting the shooting death of yet another inner city black teen?

How about something to take your mind off of these bummers?

Read on...

Rule No. 1 is the foundation to lure an athlete with a pick-me mindset: “He’s the prize. Remember he can change your life; you can’t change his.”

Rule No. 2: “Dealing with cheating, DON’T LOOK FOR IT… if it’s just a fling, LET IT GO!” He’s the prize, remember he can change your life, you can’t change his …”

Rule No. 3: “Completely integrate yourself in his life to where he can’t function without you.”

Rule No. 4: “Don’t embarrass him. Don’t cheat, don’t text other men.”

Rule No. 5: “Go completely WILD ON HIM IN BED!”

Rule No. 6: “DO NOT tell his mom ANY personal information.”

Rule No. 7: “Always look good and appealing."

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OK, back to things worth caring about. 🥴

They left out the most important tactic......do not throw away used Condom.

As well as.......Lock black women out of his immediate circle - where ever and whenever possible

Hilarious. White women have been running that playbook since the 1990s.😁

That's why there are so many mixed breed athletes running around nowadays.🤣

Exhibit A....Golden State Warriors superstar Steph Curry.😁😎

With the death of Jason Collins, age 47, the first openly gay NBA player, not surprising that outspoken Charles Barkley would dismiss as being naive in thinking that homosexuality is rare in basketball.

Come to think of it, there were always rumors about Magic Johnson. Even now, haters accuse him of living vicariously through his flaming gay son...

Certainly no question about the WNBA orientation. It's rampant with lesbian players.

BTW, the late Jason Collins' surviving partner is a white guy. Wonder if he has any advice for gold-diggin gay guys looking to hook up with a pro-athelete?? 🙄