Chrishayden Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Many years ago, in a galaxy far far away, me and an old white man were talking about Richard Pryor. "Y'know," he said. "When he stopped using the dope he wasn't funny no more." He was absolutely right. Most of us have something we do along with what we really DO that makes us able to function. Some of us are no good without our morning coffee. Others must slurp their little cup of gruel and nibble on our acorns and twigs. Others of us must get on AALBC and rant and rave. It has been long accepted that an athlete should not have sex before a contest. Made sense to me. Being horny always made me mean. I was ready to rumble. This is not so. Muhammad Ali and Lawrence Taylor, among others often had to have sex BEFORE the contest to be any good. Different strokes. Which brings us down to Mr. Woods. Some may say his lackluster performance yesterday was due to rust. Others to nerves. I say it was because they took away his WHITE WOMEN! Obviously he gotta have it or he's no good. What to do? I say that he should say to hell with it and go back to whoring. If not, at least he ought to have his "fans" send him dirty pictures or panties to sniff. What say you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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