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What I discovered over the years is that all problems don't have solutions. And sex, unfortunately, has evolved into such a problem because nowadays it can be hazardous to your health. Livin in the moment, enjoying mind-blowin sex can end up blowin your mind, indeed, if you get herpes or HIV or worst yet - A BABY and the dead beat daddy that comes with it. Condoms a deal breaker? Trojans have come up with an alternative for vulnerable single women by now putting out a line of personal massagers, a product for which this reliable old brand is currently running an ad campaign on TV. Have times changed, or what? I've just become de-sensitized to graphic ads for tampons, - and now this. Vibrators, y'all. Booty calls challenging your resistance? Just conjure up a fantasy and crank up your ol handy titillating dildo. (Like I need to tell anyone this.) Life is full of little ironies. Seems like everything we enjoy is bad for us! It's like De Lawd is punishing us for not being uptight and chaste until we decide we want to fulfill our duty to be fruitful and multiply. It's enough to make you lose your religion. What needs to be developed is a vaccination that would immunize humans against STDS. Then everybody could just enjoy themself doing what comes naturally. A pregnancy vaccine ain't a bad idea, either, if it could be reversed when just cause is given for bringing a child into this crazy world. Beat Newt to the punch, Obama, and include this agenda in your re-election campaign, White people would vote for you in droves since they think this deterrent would only apply to black folks.