Pioneer1 Posted December 6 Report Posted December 6 Play this track every time you enter the thread to maximize your entertainment experience.....lol. Move over Dolemite! Make way for the Big Bad Ass Mamma herself! A Rudy Ray Productions in collaboration with Warn - A -Brutha Studios aka Contradiction Pictures and Saul Turtletaub Entertaiment presents: DOLEMITA
Pioneer1 Posted December 6 Author Report Posted December 6 Starring You know her as that crazy ass woman who used to whoop Gabby Sidibe's ass in the movie Precious! "Bitch you hear me callin' you! Git'cho ass up in here!" As well as her raunchy stand-up comedy routines! Yall, I took one look at that lil' ole thang he pulled out and said... Nicca is that yo D!*% or do you got 2 belly buttons???" MO'NIQUE As aka C Lady Dolemita 1
Pioneer1 Posted December 6 Author Report Posted December 6 And co-starring..... The man we all know and love since his early comedy days.... "But see now, the crazy thang about it is.... Anybody can get some p****sy now-a-days! Like when I was comin' up...you know.... a nicca had to SANG or DANCE or somethin' to get some p***sy!" RICHARD PRYOR as POP "Got damn boy.....da' hell you doin' back here? Shit! And who all them long legged gulz in the car wit'cha??? You owe some niggaz some money or something? Is we gotta pack up and move again???"
Pioneer1 Posted December 6 Author Report Posted December 6 Also starring...... You know him as Prince Hakeem from Coming To America "I love the flower bearers....trust me, I do. But just once father.... What would be wrong with ME washing my own penis, for a change?" And as Quick from Harlem Nights "Nah muthafucka, the last White man who slapped me and got away with it was the doctor who slapped me on the butt when I was born. And I'm STILL looking for his ass!" And now..... as Dolemite himself! EDDIE MURPHY "Slow down daddy.....you walkin' too fast! These jive ass muthasuckaz can't keep up with us! Look here daddy..... You outta take your pimp cane and CANE these jive niggaz like they stole something in Singapore!" 2
Pioneer1 Posted December 6 Author Report Posted December 6 also starring... DEMOND WILSON and Delano "Snake Hips" Jenkins (Dolemita's Enforcers) "Listen Honky! Ain't nobody come here to listen to you and yo' ugly ass wife playin' on no GOT damn piano and sang about the old days! We were sent here on a mission from Lady D, herself! Now take us to the muthafuckin' safe and open it up chump! I'm an expert in Astrology and can read minds too. So DON'T try to jive us, sucka!" 1
Pioneer1 Posted December 7 Author Report Posted December 7 "Well ain't that nothin'..... What took yall jive ass niggaz so long! Yall make me wish I woulda kept my job at the Post Office. The pay wasn't right, but atleast I didn't have to deal with slow ass simple minded ass fools all day!" "Sorry it took so long Big Mamma but that jive ass bowling ball shaped muthafucka claim he couldn't open the safe up! Talkin' about he forgot the combination. But don't worry Lady D, we handled it! We brought the WHOLE SAFE back here on the truck and we'll find a way to get it open!" "Well Chicago is playin' L.A. tonight and kick-off is in 5 minutes Yall know Mamma never misses a Bears game! Hurry up fool and git that GOT damn safe off the truck and down in the basement, 'fo Dolemite show up here in one of them loud ass jive suits and start asking questions!" 1
Pioneer1 Posted December 7 Author Report Posted December 7 also starring..... in his first motion picture role.... "I need me TWO queens to help me build MY kingdom" You know him from his beefs with Tariq Nasheed "Why you wear so much lip gloss and chap stick nigga? Huh? Why you always lickin' ya lips and dissin' Africans? Yuze an ENEMY....to the Black nation!" You also know him for his 15 years of fund raising to open up a private school for Black children "I'm a DESCENDANT...of Frederick Douglas! We need that school. I'm a DESCENDANT....of WEB Dubois We need that school. I'm a DESCENDANT....of Chaka Khan We need a school to teach our girls how to sang. I'm a DESCENDANT....of Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson We need a school to teach our boys how to rap. Send your Donations to FDMG Academy!" Philadelphia's own...... Dr. UMAR JOHNSON as Brutha OLINGA The local neighborhood conscious brutha, agitator, dope buster..... and Dolemita's chief enemy "That jived ass hotep hustlin' nigga is threatening to fuck up my whole operation!" "No no see....yall don't understand. We need to get rid of the pimps, the pushers, the sell outs We need to get rid of the haters, the addicts, the prostitutes We need to get rid of the strippers who try to black-mail conscious bruthaz with free lap dances We need to get rid of them FOR GOOOOOOOD! ....and start our communities all over again, clean." 2
Troy Posted December 10 Report Posted December 10 Very entertaining post @Pioneer1! The accompanying sound track was sublime. 1
Pioneer1 Posted December 10 Author Report Posted December 10 also starring...... ...you remember him as Antoine from Men On Film "Don't get it twisted honey! Just 'cuz a man might juggle balls..... Don't mean he go be somebody's clown!" introducing DAVID ALAN GRIER as Apostle Reverend Bishop Willie Wilson of the Greater Mt.Zion Missionary Baptist Church Of Central Avenue "Some folks get rich sellin' dope. I makes mah money sellin' hope!"
Pioneer1 Posted December 11 Author Report Posted December 11 "Listen suga.... Ever when you wanna get out the sex industry, just let me know...hear? I'll talk to Dolemita on yo' behalf and work something out. I been knowing her since her Post Office days when we used to work the back-rooms together. Holding envelopes up to them old light bulbs so we could see what was inside of 'em!"
Pioneer1 Posted Saturday at 10:46 PM Author Report Posted Saturday at 10:46 PM also starring..... We all know and love her as Thelma Evans from Good Times "Ma, I'm confused about something? I THOUGHT I flushed it down the toilet! You ever heard of a TURD crawling out, growing legs, and walkin' around the ghetto???" And her lovely photos as Jet Beauty in 1975! Introducing..... BERNADETTE STANIS as BABY GIRL "Oooooh Big Mamma! You think you slick, with all them beehives 'n shit hangin' outside! But Dolemite go throw a FIT if he find out you been pushin' smack out of one of his Ho' Houses! Better hope he don't find out!" "He AIN'T go find out! Cuz ain't nobody go TELL him! Now git yo' nosy ass back upstairs and make yo' mamma some mo' money! 'Fo I put you back out on Central Avenue and make you work your way BACK up. Lil' jive ass nothin' ass ho!"
Troy Posted Tuesday at 05:05 AM Report Posted Tuesday at 05:05 AM Yeah Thelma is stacked. I took a photo with her some years back. It should be on my site somewhere…,
Pioneer1 Posted Tuesday at 08:37 PM Author Report Posted Tuesday at 08:37 PM Troy Her AND Janet DuBois (Wilona....lol) To be honest, Wilona and Thelma was the only reason I kept watching Good Times after James died.
Pioneer1 Posted yesterday at 03:21 AM Author Report Posted yesterday at 03:21 AM "Oooooh shit honey.... Later for them jive ass Chicago Bears...my JAM is on! Move out the way sucka....and pass Mamma that bottle of muscatel." "Got DAMN gull....... You rockin' the whole house with all that shakin' and shit! I thought we was havin' one of them California Earthquakes. You ain't Michael Jaxun! Shit..... You keep bouncin' yo big necked ass 'round like that and I'ma change yo name from from Dolemita to THUNDA CLAPS!" 1
Pioneer1 Posted 5 hours ago Author Report Posted 5 hours ago also starring....... You know and love her as the sassy Shirley from What's Happening! "Whoa whoa whoa...hold on turkey tail. You call this a TIP? A jive ass penny??? I ain't got no fuse at home to fix, sucka!" SHIRLEY HEMPHILL as Big Bertha Dolemita's second in command
ProfD Posted 3 hours ago Report Posted 3 hours ago I know it's not a movie that will ever come to fruition but I don't get casting dead people to play in it. CGI and AI will blow the budget. It would be cheaper to use living people who either look like or can be made to resemble them.
Pioneer1 Posted 3 hours ago Author Report Posted 3 hours ago 14 minutes ago, ProfD said: I know it's not a movie that will ever come to fruition but I don't get casting dead people to play in it. CGI and AI will blow the budget. Easy...... Because as far as I'm concerned they're not dead. They live on in Spirit. Imagination is EXTREMELY powerful and it's one of the greatest Gifts given to humanity. You can watch Richard Pryor or Redd Foxx or Esther Rolle on film or video and IMAGINE that they are still acting in their prime. AI will only amplify this already inherent Gift. On top of that...... The younger actors of today don't carry the same MEMORIES of the ones we grew up with. When you see Shirley Hemphill...you can hear her voice and even see her in your mind saying something similar to what I posted...lol. The same with Richard Pryor. I bet you couldn't imagine....say....Nate Parker's voice....if I offered you $100 to do so, lol.
ProfD Posted 3 hours ago Report Posted 3 hours ago 4 minutes ago, Pioneer1 said: Easy...... Because as far as I'm concerned they're not dead. They live on in Spirit. Imagination is EXTREMELY powerful and it's one of the greatest Gifts given to humanity. AI will only amplify this already inherent Gift. Gotcha. Technology will facilitate bringing them back to the big screen. Still, using actors who are alive would allow them to make money too.
ProfD Posted 1 hour ago Report Posted 1 hour ago 7 minutes ago, Troy said: AI are less expensive than real actors — much less. AI doesn't benefit the economy in terms of putting money into the pockets of real actors. Only the rich get richer.
Troy Posted 1 hour ago Report Posted 1 hour ago Exactly and that is what will happen — unless we do something about it which seems unlikely
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